An actual spam I just received:
Rapturously for laura@myaddress.invalid
But that one word expressed an entreaty, a threat, and above all conction that she would herself regret her words.
Proposal area: Drop in Now
Without equivocation your, Mcpartland Kleutertafel.
Wow.
In case you were wondering. Kleutertafel means children’s table in Dutch. (Literally one for children between about 3 and 6.) I had never heard of the word but they seem to exist.